This is an article describing in extremely explicit terms aspects and frustrations of anal sex, including those that involve feces. Specifically, those elements of anal sex that I have rarely to never heard anyone talk about outside of the confines of extreme privacy, due to their uncomfortable nature. I have noticed in male-female relationships that there are two things Boyfriend Zero has fucked up for everyone: oral sex and anal sex. No one will touch her asshole again for years. At some point there should be an ass-tribunal for these men and their crimes against sodomy. Take it up the ass first to see how it feels, you fucking pussy. Until then, shut the fuck up. And they had anal sex, and it felt really good, and everyone was happy and no one wrote in the comment section about how much they hate it. My index finger felt enormous at first. Virtually everyone I know who does this has used a hairbrush handle as a transition between their fingers and a cock.

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Training and stretching your ass takes practice and patience. Whether you want to have anal sex, use bigger dildos, or you simply enjoy feeling stretched, the same principles apply. But if you want a more exact idea of what size you should begin with, play with your fingers. Lube them up, see how many you can fit in your butt, then measure their circumference.
1. What You Need To Know About Anal Sex – The Pros And Cons Of Anal Sex
Butt stuff is an entirely different type of play from oral and vaginal sex for many reasons. Those who love anal sex are often appreciative of its highly intimate nature and the unique sensation of fullness it gives the receiver. Having said that, butt stuff should be something you choose to do — not something you do to please anyone but yourself, and certainly not something anyone can be pushy or coercive about doing with you. Because everyone deserves to have a beautiful bum experience every time, here are seven tips that will help you prepare for and then enjoy yours. First things first: Figure out your safer-sex approach. Keep in mind that if you're not using a condom, anal sex is a higher-risk sex act , especially for the receiver. HIV and hepatitis are easily spread this way because they're transmitted through blood-to-blood or semen-to-blood contact.
The first rule of anal play is lube, lube, and more lube. Rectums do not produce their own lubricant the way vaginas do, so if you're going to be sticking anything up your bum you need to grease it up first. Everyone has their own preferences when it comes to lube. For anal play many folks myself included prefer lubes which are thicker and have more 'staying power. Silicone lubricants can instantly bond to and ruin your beautiful silicone dildos. The second thing you need to have in abundance when embarking on a journey down the "Hershey Highway" is patience. No matter how thrilling it sounds you probably won't be happy taking large objects in your bum on your first time out or rather, in. Start off small, with things like slimmer plugs, anal beads, and fingers. But be aware that many people find fingers to be more irritating than larger objects. I don't know why this is; maybe because they're so wiggly?