Perhaps this is why historial styling logic has often asserted that the solution to styling boobs—particularly big boobs —is to style around them. This can mean sacrificing aesthetics in favor of practicality, or attempting to conceal yourself completely. A sports bra provides the holy trinity of big boob benefits: full coverage, support, and comfort, but it also can shapeshift into anything you please.

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Contradictory, I know, but stay with me while we unpack this. Just yesterday, Billie Eilish revealed her British Vogue cover sporting a fresh look that implied a brand-new era for not only her style, but her career. Not the interview.
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Just because there's more of them doesn't mean they turn us on more Sometimes big boobs are less sensitive than small boobs. Other parts of our body enjoy foreplay too, y'know. Why not have a little explore We don't all have massive nipples Some do, some don't.
It means we should understand why and that opposing views exist and be understanding of people who are steeped in them. Do I need to explicitly declare that investigative skepticism should not be applied on a sexist basis? Supposedly, bar and bat mitzvah are rituals of initiation into adulthood, self-responsibility. If they are, their choices and accountability need to be respected. I wish I could say that I was surprised that people could reach some arbitrary benchmark of maturity and still be condescended to by the state, but I am not surprised. Nobody is ever old enough to be emancipated from their double-standards. But do you wish it was done by someone the age of your mom or by the hot girl in high school that you had a crush on? Or how about if you were going steady and felt committed to someone and then were forced to have sex with someone you had no attraction to? Ugh, the fact that people are debating whether this is rape or not is making me sick. I was way too young to know what was going on.